Category Archives: Quick Hits

those crazy things that just pop in your head

12 ounces of morning love

Others shun your “type” and openly mock me for embracing you. You’re not as sophisticated as the ones they hang out with. What could I possibly see in you? You couldn’t possibly satisfy all my cravings? You are nothing but a cheap imitation of the ones they love they tell me. When I speak of the passion you stir inside me, how I cannot wait to take hold of you each morning they simply roll their eyes. After all no one has ever wanted to just sit with you for hours lounging the day away. You do not have a pretty name like Colombia Nariño or Kati Kati and certainly no one has ever thought to use words from the language of love to describe you, words like venti or trenta. But none of that matters to me nor does it diminish my passion for you. On the contrary, your simplicity drives me to want you even more. Because my dear street cart, large light and sweet, morning pick me you may never have the glamour of those Starbucks drinks the others love, but you will always be the coffee of my heart.

Behind the Muppet Strings

On the next VH1 Behind the Muppet Strings – Roosevelt Franklin he was a popular character on Sesame Street, young, smart, talented and purple. Roosevelt was on top of the world following the 71 release of his best selling album The year of Roosvelt Franklin and then suddenly he was gone. Rumors of his exit from the popular children’s show have swirled for years but now in a VH1 exclusive we talk to Roosevelt himself and find out the truth about what really happens on Sesame Street. Jealousy, betrayal and backstabbing all on the Next on Behind the Muppet Strings.

BLOWN AWAY

There you were, my hero poised to protect me just when all seemed lost, I hesitated for a moment after all I had been here before with you but I simply could not resist.  Everything seemed so grand as we walked hand in hand. But soon the wind blew and you buckled without so much as a fight I fought to hold on but it would not be and with one last gust you were gone. Now as I stand with my brow so wet I curse at you aloud.  Damn you $3 umbrella! Damn you.

TELL FROSTY IT WAS JUST BUSINESS

Overheard at the North Pole.

Rudolph: You know how they’re going to come at you?
Frosty: They want to arrange a meeting between me and Jack Frost.n Snow Miser’s ground.. Where I’ll be safe.
Rudolph: Snowy? I always thought it would be the Heat Miser
Frosty: It’s the smart move. Snow Miser was always smarter