If life has taught me one thing it has taught me
Don’t blame it on the sunshine
Don’t blame it on the moonlight
Don’t blame it on good times
Blame it on the boogie
We were lost and no one knew what to do. Then came the word from the projects known as Bronx River, It came in the voice of the great philosopher Afrika Bambaataa who told us what we must do Rock Rock to the Planet Rock Don’t Stop, he said and from that day we we went forth and all the party people have been funky
Fruit Cake and Olive Loaf. Two foods that have left me asking Why?
I mean I guess I can see why someone thought the Fruit Cake made sense. But who thought olives and pressed processed luncheon meat would make a tasty treat
There you were, my hero poised to protect me just when all seemed lost, I hesitated for a moment after all I had been here before with you but I simply could not resist. Everything seemed so grand as we walked hand in hand. But soon the wind blew and you buckled without so much as a fight I fought to hold on but it would not be and with one last gust you were gone. Now as I stand with my brow so wet I curse at you aloud. Damn you $3 umbrella! Damn you.
Overheard at the North Pole.
Rudolph: You know how they’re going to come at you?
Frosty: They want to arrange a meeting between me and Jack Frost.n Snow Miser’s ground.. Where I’ll be safe.
Rudolph: Snowy? I always thought it would be the Heat Miser
Frosty: It’s the smart move. Snow Miser was always smarter