Watching Derrick Henry and Cam Akers play last week and this week, I’ve determined the appropriate sports injuries timelines
Hockey Player – Breaks leg misses one shift while trainers adjust his skates
Football Player – Tears ACL and ruptures Achilles out 4-6 weeks
Basketball Player – Spains finger out 3-4 months
Baseball Player – Sprains ankle out 4-6 months
Soccer Player – Shoved to ground presumed dead until the opponent is given a red card. Makes remarkable recovery scores game-winning goal