In today’s political climate, we see leaders tweeting and retweeting some of the most ludicrous, laughable conspiracy theory without the slightest bit of evidence to support it. It seems the truth has become secondary to performing to your base and debasing your rival.
I find myself asking if the Democrats had a version of Trump would they tweet the following satire of a conspiracy theory as truth? Would Trump if it was about a Democrat? Sad that I would even have the slightest doubt about that.
Is this true?
I have well-connected sources telling me the keepers of the gate (KOTG), a very secretive cult, was annoyed today that President Trump let it slip he’s the Chosen One and the King of Israel. KOTG believes that the white man was chosen to rule the Earth and protect the Jew who, while not as worthy as the white man’s existence, is of crucial religious importance as it relates to the second coming.
It is also believed that the reason Trump doesn’t want his taxes out is because of irregularities that, when looking into, would show a trail of millions of dollars leading back to KOTG. As one source said, he doesn’t want us to know about something in those tax returns, and believe me; this is it.
Trump was recruited into KOTG as a teenager by prominent KOTG member Wayne LaPierre. Reports also say those cabinet members who were either fired or quit abruptly did so because they were getting too close to the KOTG truth. Why haven’t they gone public? Rumors are either they didn’t have enough evidence or because of imitation from the KOTG security squad, the Real Men in Black known to target family members financially and in other ways while leaving the traitor alone so they would know the pain of crossing the KOTG
This story was a satire of a conspiracy theory…or was it